Stop, Drop, & LOL

Stop, Drop, & LOL

Author: Turx Jake
$24.99
How to safely roll from laughter from the comfort of your own straitjacket

Disclaimer to end all disclaimers:
This book does not contain every possible disclaimer. You’ve been warned....read more

Book Title Stop, Drop, & LOL
Author Turx Jake
ISBN 9781614653479
Date Published Dec 28, 2018
Leveled Reading
Pages 384
How to safely roll from laughter from the comfort of your own straitjacket

Disclaimer to end all disclaimers:
This book does not contain every possible disclaimer. You’ve been warned.


Caution: Do not judge book by other side.


Notice: Introduction sold separately.


Warning: Do not use book as a public telephone.


Notice: Do not read this book if you cannot read.


Missing cat! Return to Schrödinger, dead or alive!


Notice to residents of the United States:
Federal law requires that we post this notice on each copy of this book entitled Stop, Drop, and LOL. If you notice a book that’s missing this notice, please call and notify us at once. you may be eligible for a cash reward!! (The number to call appears on the bottom of each notice.)


Notice: If you’ve purchased this cover without the book, assume that someone else has the funny material that you paid for and is literally laughing at your expense right now.


Beware: If it’s so dark that you can’t read this warning, your shin is about to make contact with something sharp.


Danger: Never read the fine print. If there was anything in it that’s good for you they would have printed in huge letters.


Inside: Complete Guide on How to Burn Books [Caution: Do not dispose of this book in fire.]

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