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It’s Tzali’s yeshivah. The first thing they say is, “Your son is okay.” I \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewonder if girls’ schools say that when they call. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe principal asked me to find out if everything is okay at home. Is there something going \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eon that we \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eshould know about?” \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“No. Maybe you got the wrong number.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet r\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eeady for more Rocky Rhodes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoc\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eky’s teenage son struggles in school\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRocky and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eher husband, Chaim, take action. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChashuve \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRebbetzin Rhodes wants to help (“It doesn’t \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epass \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efor an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eeinekel \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ef the rebbetzin to get suspended!”), but her advice columns only make matters \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eworse. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRide along with Rocky as she navigates her relationships with her challenging son and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eher meddling mother, and redefines herself in the process. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoin Rocky a\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003end her \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewacky \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ec\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003erew in the third \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebook of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBina Scharf’s hilarious series, as they \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emaneuver \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eover \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003emany new bumps in the road.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e"}
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Will Rocky ever find her \u003cem\u003ebashert?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoin Rocky Rhodes and crew as they navigate one absurd complication after another. This farcical novel is full of wacky surprises — so \u003cem\u003echap arein\u003c\/em\u003e, and hang on for an uproariously hilarious and rocky ride!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis book contains sensitive material.\u003c\/p\u003e"}
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